Song: Taboo
Now when Margaret Mead discovered Polynesia
in 1492
she discovered certain rigid prohibitions
called in Polynesian "taboo"
Some things are taboo
Taboo
What shouldn't you do?
You doodn't taboo
(ever)
Now look at this man over here
He drank from my beer
He is unclean and profane
He is criminally insane
He dood a taboo
He dood a taboo
Now what did he do?
He dood a taboo
(kill him)
Then there's that one over there
with the butch-style hair
she is unclean and profane
she is clinically insane
She dood a taboo
She dood a taboo
Now what did she do?
She dood a taboo]
(lock her up)
Then there's all them others
on the far side of the hill
They are unclean and profane
they are politically insane
They dood a taboo
They dood a taboo
Now what did they do?
They dood a taboo
(Nuke 'em)
EXPLOSION
SPOKEN: So now at last the world is finally rid
of all those filthy perverts who drank from cups
touched by menstruating women
and trespassed in the priestly sanctuaries.
And what shall this new age do?
Let's do a taboo
Let's do a taboo
Let's be unclean and profane
Let's be cynically insane
Let's do a taboo
There's just me and you
We'll try something new
We'll do a taboo.